Getting the hell out of the Islamic Republic of BP with the Deepwater Horizon evidence
[Based on a tip from some guy floating in the Caspian Sea in Central Asia, we take off for Baku, Azerbaijan, the â€œIslamic Republic of BP.â€ Stopping in London, the deathly ill MI6 double-agent Leslie the Bagman lays out the history of the coup dâ€™etat, hooker-bait and the $30 million â€œsweetenerâ€ paid by Lord Browne to the oil nationâ€™s â€œpresidentâ€â€“â€“and suggests we find his old spy-mate, Natasha.
In the middle of this Byzantine maze, Iâ€™m looking for the real reason for the Deepwater Horizon explosion, not the bullshit seen on CNN. I get the goods, film it, get arrested for filming it, get film confiscated …except for the film in the little Austin Powers camera-in-a-pen that has to find its way out of the country.]
From Chapter 2: â€œLady Baba-land.â€
But weâ€™re not leaving. …more