DOGE Threatens to Defund God
Pope Francis I, a leader of the so-called “resistance” to #TheRealDonaldJTrump, was found dead after meeting with Vice-President JD Vance in Rome following the Easter vacation period.
The Vice-President was in Rome to dress down the Pontiff for encouraging illegal immigration. His Holiness called Trump’s cruelty to immigrants, “not Christian” (really!), to which Trump responded with a 130% tariff on crucifixes. (OK, I made that one up).
Trump, empowered by his successful regime change at the Vatican, supports the ascension of the Cardinal of Budapest, a vocal anti-immigrant bigot. (That’s true!) Should the Vatican resist, DOGE is recommending that God be defunded.
Olav ha-shalom, Francis. We will miss you.
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