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Drive your car pool completely mad — mad at the regime, mad at the No World Order, mad as hell and funny as hell — as friends of Greg Palast, “The Sid Vicious of Journalism” (Pacifica Radio), join the author in reading the New York Times bestseller, “ARMED MADHOUSE: Who’s Afraid of Osama Wolf?, China Floats Bush Sinks, the Scheme to Steal ‘08, No Child’s Behind Left and other Dispatches from the Front Lines of the Class War.”

Get the facts that the mainstream media keeps hidden in the Fox-hole.

From “America’s best investigative reporter — and the funniest” (Randi Rhodes) comes a five-disk CD of the New York Times bestseller read by the author and …

Ed Asner
Larry David
Randi Rhodes
Greg Proops
Shiva Rose
Janeane Garofalo
Amy Goodman
Medea Benjamin
Mark Crispin Miller
Kevin Danaher
Jim Hightower
Brod Bagert
Jerry Quickley
Randy Credico
Brad Friedman
… and Jello Biafra as the voice of Osama bin Laden.

ARMED MADHOUSE CONTENT TABLE

DISK 1

Track 1
ARMED MADHOUSE
Who’s Afraid of Osama Wolf?, China Floats, Bush Sinks, The Scheme to Steal ’08, No Child’s Behind Left, and Other Dispatches from the Front Lines of the Class War

Track 2
THE BEGINNING
Like the Cowardly Dog He Was
Guest Reader: Shiva Rose
Guest Reader: Randy Credico

Track 3
CHAPTER 1
THE FEAR
Who’s Afraid of Osama Wolf?
Including Marines in a tube, learning to speak Terrorist, Bush’s Khan job, national Security Document 199-I and Osama’s Mission Accomplished. [What are you afraid of? Our Fear Salesman-in-Chief has something for everyone.]

Track 4
The Fear: Who’s Afraid of Osama Wolf? (continued)
Osama’s Mission Accomplished
Guest Reader: Jello Biafra

Track 5
The Fear: Who’s Afraid of Osama Wolf? (continued)
What Does Osama Want?
Guest Reader: Randy Credico
Guest Reader: Jello Biafra

Track 6
The Fear: Who’s Afraid of Osama Wolf? (continued)
Terror in Tiny Town
Guest Reader: Greg Proops

Track 7
The Fear: Who’s Afraid of Osama Wolf? (continued)
The Khan Job and the Back-Off Directive
Guest Reader: Amy Goodman

Track 8
The Fear: Who’s Afraid of Osama Wolf? (continued)
What You Ought Not to Know, the 199-I Document
Guest Reader: Brad Friedman reads WAMY Literature

Track 9
The Fear: Who’s Afraid of Osama Wolf? (continued)
George and Tony Get their Al-Qaeda Fix

Track 10
The Fear: Who’s Afraid of Osama Wolf? (continued)
Neither America or Britain Are at War

Track 11
The Fear: Who’s Afraid of Osama Wolf? (continued)
Double Cheese with Fear

Track 12
The Fear: Who’s Afraid of Osama Wolf? (continued)
The Joke’s on Us

Track 13
CHAPTER 2
THE FLOW
Trillion Dollar Babies
A five-and-a-half-part tale including Nose-Twist’s Hidden Hand, Kissinger’s man in the dream palace, the No-Brainer vs. The Witches’ Brew, the Other Downing Street memo, the Houston Insurgency, Amy’s alligator boots, Mr. 5%, a call to Riyadh, Wolfowitz Dämmerung and “especially the oil.”

Part 1
PLAN A: IN AND OUT IN THREE DAYS

Track 14
The Flow: Trillion Dollar Babies (continued)
War Drums Across the Potomac
Guest Reader: Mark Cripsin Miller as Michael Ledeen
Guest Reader: Medea Benjamin
Guest Reader: Kevin Danaher

Track 15
The Flow: Trillion Dollar Babies (continued)
Nose-Twist’s Hidden Hand
Guest Reader: Randi Rhodes
Guest Reader: Brad Friedman as Grover Norquist
Guest Reader: Mark Cripsin Miller as Thomas Friedman

Track 16
The Flow: Trillion Dollar Babies (continued)
Part 2
NEO-CONS TAKE BAGHDAD
Guest Reader: Randi Credico as Bush

Track 17
The Flow: Trillion Dollar Babies (continued)
Kissinger’s Man in the Dream Palace
Guest Reader: Randi Credico as Kissinger
Guest Reader: Greg Proops as Abu Gilal

Track 18
The Flow: Trillion Dollar Babies (continued)
New World Orders 12, 3, 39 and 40
Guest Reader: Kevin Danaher as himself

DISK 2

TRACK 1: Part 2 1/2 A Brief History of Gulf Wars 1 through 6
Guest Reader: Greg Proops as Lawrence of Arabia and Winston Churchill

TRACK 2: Part 2 1/2 A Brief History of Gulf Wars 1 through 6 continued
(Saladin, the Kurds, Armenian massacre)

TRACK 3: Part 3 The War For OPEC
Guest Reader: Ed Asner as Ariel Cohen ‘no brainer’ in baby steps, Withches Brew

TRACK 4: The War For OPEC continued
(Nawaf Obaid, neo-cons anti Saudi, Nawaf reassures US – Saudis will make up oil shortfall, Prince/King Abdullah in Crawford, Texas)
Guest Reader: Brad Friedman as Nawaf Obaid

TRACK 5: Opec, Big Oil and the Trillion Dollar War Bonus
(very good war for oil majors, net profits, oil majors oil reserves rise in value)

TRACK 6: The Houston Insurgency
(Philip Carroll sent to Iraq)
Guest Reader: Ed Asner as Philip Carroll

TRACK 7: The Secret Return of Plan A
(Ed Morse takes 6 calls a day, sneers on neo-cons, fooling Amy Jaffe, 323 page document, 6 options)
Guest Reader: Shiva Rose reads 323 page doc points

TRACK 8: The Secret Return of Plan A continued
(The Stans, IOC’s, Azerbaijan, enhanced relationship with OPEC)
Guest Reader: Shiva Rose reads 323 page doc points

TRACK 9: Rodeo Day and no Ideology
(James A. Baker Institute, Amy Jaffe, lie detector test)
Guest Reader: Randi Rhodes as Amy Jaffe

TRACK 10: Part 4: Jerks, Euros and Hubbert Humbug
(Why did Saddam have to go, one theory the peak oil theory)

TRACK 11: No Peaking, The Hubbert Humbug
(we’re running out of crude, dude, Lapham why would a company say there is lots of its product, running out since we’ve been draining it from whales, problem too much oil, swimming in it, war for blood for oil)

TRACK 12: The Shell Game
(1956 oil price falling, Hubbert presentation, Nasser seized Suez Canal, reserves have doubled)

TRACK 13: Mr. 5% and the Red Lining of Iraq’s Reserves
(visiting imp called history, shallow oil wells, Saddam excuse to invade Kuwait, oil for food program)

TRACK 14: Saddam does the Jerk, why he had to go
(James A. Baker Institute/CFR report, Cheney takes recommendations, secret task force)
Guest Reader: Shiva Rose reads James A. Baker Institute/CFR report

TRACK 15: Part 5: Wolfowitz Daemmerung, Twilight of the neo-con Gods

Day of the Long Knives
(Chalabi raided, Iyad Allawi, new puppets – same strings, Sovereignty Day, enter John Negroponte, neo-cons consolation price, Bremer departure)

TRACK 16: Oil Wars Bonus Chapter

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Guest Reader: Jim Hightower
Guest Reader: Medea Benjamin as April Glaspie

TRACK 17: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas continued
(Baker office at the Whitehouse)
Guest Reader: Jim Hightower

TRACK 18: Chapter 3: The Network

The World as a Company Town

The Holistic System of Systems, Petro-Dollars, Electro-Dollars, The Assassination of Hugo Chavez, Euro-Nations, Mundell’s Toilet and coming down from Hubbert’s Peak

Mr. Friedman Tees Off
(Mr. Beale speech, Clinton left surplus)
Guest Reader: Ed Asner reading Beale speech

TRACK 19: Mr. Friedman Tees Off continued
(Gas-tax, petro-Dollars cycling back, the other Saudi Arabia: China, syno-Dollars)

DISK 3

Track 1
CHAPTER 3
THE NETWORK (continued)
China Floats, America Sinks
Guest Reader: Randy Credico

Track 2
The Network (continued)
Yuan On Your Social Security? The Soylent Green Solution
Guest Reader: Randy Credico
Guest Reader: Mark Crispin Miller
Guest Reader: Ed Asner

Track 3
The Network (continued)
The World is Tilted
Guest Reader: Mark Crispin Miller

Track 4
The Network (continued)
The World is Tilted (continued)
…Like Thomas Friedman I’ve also flown to Bangalore

Track 5
The Network (continued)
Why Not Slip Into Something Less Comfortable
Guest Reader: Mark Crispin Miller

Track 6
The Network (continued)
Multi-dollars, Euro-nations and Mundell’s Toilet
Guest Reader: Ed Asner
Guest Reader: Mark Crispin Miller

Track 7
The Network (continued)
The Little Red Book of Chairman Rob
Guest Reader: Mark Crispin Miller

Track 8
The Network (continued)
The Electro-Dollar Riots in Ecuador

Track 9
The Network (continued)
The Electro-Dollar Riots in Ecuador (continued)
…There’s Duke Energy of the Carolinas.

Track 10
The Network (continued)
The Electro-Dollar Riots in Ecuador (continued)
…But Ecuador can afford it.

Track 11
The Network (continued)
The Electro-Dollar Riots in Ecuador (continued)
…But the scare of a “Yellow Peril” to U.S. and European workers has a short lifespan.

Track 12
The Network (continued)
The Assassination of Hugo Chávez

Track 13
The Network (continued)
The Assassination of Hugo Chávez (continued)
…Chavez was just warming up.
Guest Reader: Randy Credico

Track 14
The Network (continued)
The Assassination of Hugo Chávez (continued)
…There’s no question that Chávez’s largesse to the “negros e indios,” for the bricks and medicine and loans abroad, is made possible only by wildly high prices of petroleum.


Track 15
CHAPTER 4
THE CON
Kerry Won. Now Get Over It…

Track 16
The Con (continued)
Night of the Uncounted: How to Disappear Three Million Votes
Guest Reader: Larry David

Track 17
The Con (continued)
Counting By Colors
Guest Reader: Larry David

DISK 4

TRACK 1: Part 1: Great, White Republicans Take Voters Captive
(Bush.org e-mails arrive,

TRACK 2: The Tallahassee Lassie and the Bleaching of Voter Rolls
(Mindy Tucker Fletcher, Mindy vanishes ignorant returns as expert)
Guest Reader: Janeane Garofalo as Mindy Tucker Fletcher

TRACK 3: The Tallahassee Lassie and the Bleaching of Voter Rolls continued
(Agostini and Mindy explain, everyone does, no they don’t, Randy Prausa)

TRACK 4: The Ballot at the Back of the Bus
(Provisional ballot, Corinne Brown ‘Coup d’etat’, HAVA, millions of votes trashed)

TRACK 5: Two Hats One Head
(Ohio – Blackwell)

TRACK 6: The indecisive Indian

TRACK 7: The Color that Counts
(People of color in New Mexico suffer from indecision pandemic, unvotes, Klinkner stats)

TRACK 8: The Disappearing Democrats of Area 51
(Little Texas, Kunko, Santiago Juarez)

TRACK 9: The Great Brown Ballot Boycott
(Kunko’s strategically placed early voting booth)
Guest Reader: Jerry Quickley

TRACK 10: Democrats in Dreamland
(Rebecca Vigil-Giron)
Guest Reader: Shiva Rose as Rebecca Vigil-Giron

TRACK 11: Push Button Small Pox
(Sequoia Machines, Shouptronic Machine)

TRACK 12: No Count Champs
(Dick Carlberg, Florida’s hanging chads and optical scanners)

TRACK 13: Jim Crow goes Digital
(Santiago Juarez ‘Hollywood idea’, Ion Sancho no spoilage, Jeb fires Oliphant)


TRACK 14: Ignore that Man Behind the Screen Dorothy
(No glitches reported with electronic voting, how do you know?, computer logs destroyed in Ohio, Wasserman and Fitrakis)

TRACK 15: Voting’s Private Parts
(Vigil-Giron, AE&S, vote count outsourced)

TRACK 16: Mystery Machines
(Computer refuses Kerry vote, Judge can’t vote)

TRACK 17: The Voting Industrial Complex
(Vigil-Giron, Cruise Ship ES&S sponsored)

TRACK 18: Do you know where your Absentee Ballot is?
(Teresa LePore, Fishes and Loaves, Colorado)

TRACK 19: Part 4: Old Dogs, Old Tricks

Felons of the Future
(2000 Elections, scrubbed black voters)

TRACK 20: Republican High
(Switched registrations, Ion Sancho’s stepdaughter)

TRACK 21: Lord save us from Reform
(ID requirements, Justine Fox-Young, fake voters)
Guest Reader: Shiva Rose as Justine Fox-Young
Guest Reader: Mark Crispin Miller

TRACK 22: The Kissinger American
(Kerry won New Mexico, Democrat in charge, Bill Richardson)

TRACK 23: Richardson ready for Take-off
(New Mexico stopped recount, $1 Million for recount)

TRACK 24: 59 Million Pinheads on Parade

DISK 5

TRACK 1: Chapter 5: The Class War

Hope I die before my next Refill, Dispatches from the War of the Movers and Shakers against the Moved and Shaken, including No Child’s Behind Left, The Grinch that stole overtime and The Chavez of Louisiana

Welcome to 1927
(Have and have-mores, Fishhead, New Orleans, Huey Long, The New Deal)
Guest Reader: Randy Credico as Bush
Guest Reader: Brod Bagert as Fishhead

TRACK 2: Tomorrow’s Bacon
(Class War Body Count, more Billionaires, Median income down)

TRACK 3: The Grinch that stole overtime

TRACK 4: No Deal
(Roosevelt’s new Deal)

TRACK 5: Just put down that Lawsuit, Pardner, and no one gets hurts

TRACK 6: When Ahnold got Lay’d

TRACK 7: The President explains everything you need to know about Social Security
Guest Reader: Randy Credico

TRACK 8: Oil Wars and Class Wars
(Delphi Workers, GM, Airlines in Chapter 11)

TRACK 9: Democrats in Drag
(Gore, Perot, NAFTA)

TRACK 10: Democrats in Drag continued
(Autoparts, NAFTA, Half a Million jobs lost, owners vs workers)

TRACK 11: Sam’s Club on Pennsylvania Avenue
(Walmart, Gore)

TRACK 12: No Child’s Behind Left
Guest Reader: Randy Credico

TRACK 13: No Child’s Behind Left continued
(Privatized tutoring, teachers fired, Edison Schools)

TRACK 14: Hope I Die Before My Next Refill

TRACK 15: 1927. Again

TRACK 16: There is nothing new under the Sun
Huey Long
Guest Reader: Brod Bagert

TRACK 17: The House I live in

TRACK 18: The House I live in continued

TRACK 19: Credits